combeferret:

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

oH SHIT ME TOO FUCK

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza, via jesuschristismyniggaaa)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via carleywins)

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via canadumb)

beggars-opera:

aminaabramovic:

my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

The sophomore year of life

(via theblackship)

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